Q: What did God say after He had made Adam but before He made Eve? A: "I can do better than that!"
A pastor was in the church putting away the Christmas decorations. He noticed that the Baby Jesus was missing from the manger scene. Quickly he ran outside. He noticed a little boy with a little red wagon and inside was the figure of the Baby Jesus. He went over to the little boy and said,
When the Antichrist (the end times ruler) is in power, he will expect everyone to worship him. If a person does not, he will forfeit his life. A pastor, a nurse and an engineer were taken captive because of their belief in Jesus. They were brought to the guillotine and given a final chance to